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yumeomokage
17 July 2009 @ 06:38 am

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY ELIZABETH.
Quoted from xanga.com/killer_winter because there is no point repeating it HAH.

i know, i know, i really shouldnt be posting.
but i havent exactly done a full regurgitation on all the love that happened recently.

we had a surprise farewell party for mrs lim on friday, her surprise birth day. ohmygoodness, i've never had so much fun, so happy that we finally stole a few minutes from english lesson heehee. we were rushing around like mad chickens trying to put the booklet of cards we made together, and we got wanning to break the "happy birthday" stick, so it became:

Happy
Birth       day

hahahah, then of course, we sang the birth day song, both english and chinese renditions! ohhhhh i'm already missing mrs lim so much, her and her huge baby bump. she's been such a great teacher (:

plus, mrs lim and ms bong gave out exam kits to the entire class, with kitkats and keychains and physicsexamtips (seriously. i thought it was a love-letter from mrs lim oh well.) and a verse, all packed nicely into a proper transparent bag. so now, we have a class identity for both the prelims and olevels; our pencilcases wheee.

i'm sorry i just have to tell someone how much i love my class.

and then today was pretty funny as well.

mr lee told us all to take our temperatures, so we did, then he asked nonchalantly if there was anyone who was above the trigger temperature, while woomy shot up her hand simultaneously. HAHAHA HIS EYES WENT HUGE AND HE BACKED AWAY FROM HER,

"MEIYI, YOU HAVE A TRIGGER?"

hahahaha turns out meiyi had a question hehehehe.

then he started trying to get us scared to answer his silly questions, calling out numbers and everything. he called td and she started hyperventilating HAHA.

mr lee: okay shannen, so what's another property for circles?
td: uhhhh.... two, two... two.. two... (angle at centre = 2 angles at circumference)
mr lee: you calling your helpline ah, sorry tu tu tu tu not allowed.

 


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yumeomokage
26 June 2009 @ 07:57 am

Question of the week:
When do you consider true love?


FP: when you fight but still know youre madly in love,
and youre angry because you know how much you love the person

MK: when I feel that I want to put all my heart and soul just to make the person feel happy and that person always makes me feel warm. haha, a bit cliche but it's true, I would really want to be with that person at every moment.

Me: True love..? Well that's when I think the guy I love has sunshine coming out of his effing arse.

Well, there you have it! So dear readers if you have any relationship problems, email us at chanmqe@hotmail.com or kohhuiwenmichelle@hotmail.com. (My advice is highly solicited, HAHA)
OK, maybe you shouldn't email them, just drop a comment or something.

WELL, REMEMBER ALL THIS IS JUST FOR YOU *GRINS* *snorts*

 

 
 
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yumeomokage
31 May 2009 @ 12:12 am


WARNING: OVERDOSE OF HYPERBOLES, TWILIGHT, FANGIRLING AND HEART PALPITATIONS.
Kiss Me: The best 15s.
It is the best 15 seconds.
Can I actually explain that?
No. I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I simply can't function.
Of course if you didn't watch the video, you probably wouldn't understand what I'm going through right now.
Which is taking tons of deep-breaths to ensure craziness doesn't exude from my blogging. An example would be,"OMG, OME OME OME OME OME OME (OH MY EDWARD) KISS ME ME ME ME ME ME YESSS YESSS KISS KISS ME ME PLEASE?????" That would simply be incoherent and childish.
Nevertheless...,
OH MY EDWARD KISS ME ME MEM KISS KISS KISS KISS ME ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

For whoseever benefits (Yours? Mine? Edwards?) I have no idea (since no one really reads my blog) but I bring forth
SHANNEN'S FREEZE FRAME BY FREEZE FRAME 15 SECONDS VIDEO ANNOTATION



Time frame: 0:01 to 0:02
"LA PUSH"
Well, that's what I think it is. This is La Push Beach. Why I think it's La Push? WELL, I MEAN WHAT OTHER PLACES CAN IT BE???? It fits the description perfectly. Check out the wonderfully blue water. Simply enticing...*fantasises of Swimward*



Time frame: 0:03 to 0:05
""It's my birthday," Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) asks as her iconic Red Chevy truck pulls into frame."
So basically it's Edward coming to a stop outside Bella's house. We now know that it's her birthday but the scene is dark and they're coming to stop at Bella's house. So does that mean the Jasper-Paper Cut incident has taken place? I think it has. *Further elaboration below*



Time frame: 0:06 to 0:08
""Can I ask for something?" Bella says to Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson)"
Notice Edward's stance. It is rigid as if he is afraid of something. Check out his demeanor, it's rather detached and cold and much underlying sadness.



Time frame: 0:09 to 0:10
""Kiss me," Bella demands"
Music swells as she demands Edward to plant one on her. Is it just me or did Bella/KStew demand it with a tone also lacing with nervousness and indignation???? LOL ON HER RAISED EYEBROW.



Time frame: 0:11 to 0:12
"Edward takes Bella's direction"
LOOK HOW PAINED, TORMENTED AND ANGUISHED HE IS, AND (NOT THAT I'M ARGUING WITH BUT) HE DOESN'T STOP TO THINK OR TO CONSIDER HER REQUEST. COULD THIS BE THE LAST KISS BEFORE HE LEAVES, IS THIS THE LAST PASSIONATE KISS BEFORE HE LEAVES. (OME, DID I JUST REPEAT MYSELF HAHHH)



Time frame: 0:13-0:15
""I love you," Bella whispers"
HAHAA I SPECIALLY ENLARGED IT BIGGER. I feel like a voyeur watching Edward kiss Bella so roughly and passionately, moving his lips in-sync with her own. Is Bella trying to take the relationship to the next level on her part by openly confessing her love?

WELL, TOMORROW IS THE 2009 MTV MOVIE AWARDS LIVE IN AMERICA SHOWED AT 9PM ET, 10:45 PM IS THE FULL NEW MOON TRAILER SO KEEP AN EYE ON THAT.
Although I am wondering, if the movie is released on the 20th November 2009, by showing the trailer so early, would there be repercussions? To me, a trailer is supposed to engage and excite the audience into awaiting the show probably shown a few days later? Uhhh, if they show this early, I DO SUPPOSE, they would have to show more trailers in regular intervals until the release of the movie for continuous anticipation. One would also have to realise that too many trailers would reveal too much unless they reuse the same scenes over and over again. Hmmmm, we'll see!

So FULL NEW MOON TRAILER WILL BE RELEASED AT 10:45 PM ON 31ST MAY 2009.

DRESSES I WANT:


Kristen Stewart at the Paris Twilight Premiere and Adventureland Premiere.
 
 
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yumeomokage
28 May 2009 @ 10:07 pm

I have not blogged for fairly long and is obliged to recount today's events.
TODAY IS MY 16TH BIRTHDAY.
*SQUEALS*
Morning:
1)Went to school (but was, as usual, tempted to skip, but went anyway.) Was tired due to endless messages coming in.
2) LUL-ed at Eva's frazzled nerves as she realised she forgot my birthday and GRRR at Lina for forgetting to bring my present.
3)So ladeeda, went to class, everyone was sleeping >>: K. I found 2 presents on my table though!
4)Then went off for assembly but got scolded by Ms Yang. Found out LINA differentiates me and Shannon by calling me Shannen-Man and Shannon-Boy.
5)Chinese Mock Paper which I spent 15 mins in "toilet" because I was standing outside talking with Ms Kek. Had Chinese lesson which lao shi seperated me from Rac Xiu cause we kept comparing hands. I DO NOT HAVE MAN-HANDS.
6) Recess. HAHAHA FP GOT ZONGED BY THIS SEC 1 GIRL. FP was walking backwards when some girl with wiry hair shouted "WATCH IT" and she got super pissed so we all had this group stare at her. I tried to teach them how to look intimidating but MK and FP said I looked like a stupid gorilla.

After Recess:
1) Emme came to sit with me
2) She forgot my birthday
3) Emme says "I may buy you New Moon for your present"
4) PLEASE EMME, PLEASE BUY ME NEW MOON

ACTUALLY IT'S QUITE BORING LAH, NOTHING MUCH, FOR NOW.
So it's after school, and I'm supposed to have Bio lesson with Ms Lau because I can't say no to Ms Lau and I was told to stay in class. Someone BLINDFOLDED me. Then I weighed possible situations:
1) Bondage?
2) HAZING ACTIVITY
3) Someone is blindfolding me so they can suprise me in the canteen with a birthday cake.
I actually decided on Option 3 and thought of ways for expressions of suprise. THEN SUDDENLY, someone threw over a blanket over me and made me walk a fairly long distance and chucked me inside a car. I thought the car would just take me for a spin around the school for I don't know what reason but they took me on a joyride to Pei Ru house. I GOT HIT A LOT OF TIMES IN THE CAR BECAUSE I WAS DANCING AND SQUEALING TO THE TWILIGHT SONGS AND ROB'S VOICE THEY WERE PLAYING. OH, they, I refer to Shanice, Joy, and Pei Ru, the "kidnappers". Then they took it off in Pei's balcony and all of them were holding signs that said "Happy Sweet Sixteen, Shann!" (mind you, in twilight font) and Shanice was taking a video and asked me how I felt. And I felt, "..........???" because my hair was very messy. HAHAHAHAHA, but yes I do appreciate their efforts! Thanks guysss, much love! They brought me to the kitchen and we had a birthday lunch. They even bought sushi and a special cinammon rasin bagel for me! PLUS, a strawberry cheesecake <3333333 You guys are FREAKS, but I love you anyway.
AFTER WHICH, WE PROCEEDED TO WATCH TWILIGHT.
It was a very twilight-y celebration, because Pei Ru's house was like Cullen's house and on the way to Charmaine's abode, I SAW A TWILIGHT BUS BUT I COULDN'T CATCH UP TO IT.
I also realised that because they whisked me away from Bio lesson, I would probably get scolded by Ms Lau as they did not get permission but merely left a note in her pigeon hole that said "It's Shannen's birthday, thus we took her out."

Went to Charmaine's house afterwards! Char, Ting, Cyeo, Mervyn were all there playing Rock Band and they came out with 16 cupcakes which Char baked <33 Then had dinner at home!!

Presents Obtained (So Far)
1) I-chya I-chya Paradise Notebook from Vanessa
2) 16 birthday cupcakes and a laminated photo with note from Char/Girlfriend
3) A matching checkered cap and tie from Wee and Cyeo
4) Homemade Bazhangs because it's BaZhang Day from Ting
5) A scrapbook of photos and a message signed off in lipstick from FP/Liz
6) A homemade bowling ball from Amyyy
7) Letters with a framed photo from Shanice
8) A set of fangs from Myself
9) Tigger Keychain and Sweets and a N00B badge from Grace
10) 5 favourite fanfiction alerts!!! from FF.net

THANKS GUYS <3

Had lots of crazy excitement and fun today! Thank you!

I actually created a wishlist though I didn't post it up.
1) A skateboard
2) Twilight Series, minus Twilight
3) A naked Robert Pattinson popping up from a big, cardboard cake. MMMM, Yummy.
4) A pet named Birkin


A Special Birthday Event!
~Shannen and Edward FANFICTION~
"Why did you go to school today? Aren't we supposed to spend your birthday together?"
His voice was silk and angry and it tingled every single nerve ending in my body.
His topaz eyes smoldered and took a step towards me.
A step back."Edward, I'm sorry, I really had to go..."
A bigger step forward. "You're leaving me to think that you're avoiding me." His staggering
eyes pierced through me. "Are you Shannen?"
"No!" I could feel my back up against the wall. There was nowhere to go, nowhere to run
only to face him. Only him. "Of course not,Edward. Don't be silly."
Edward took the final step, closing the distance between us.
"Are you sure?" He mumurmed against my ear. His sweet breath tingling the sides of my
neck, raising a blush from me.
"Y-Yes."
"Then, I don't suppose you would mind if I did this..." I barely had time to register
the smirk on Edward's face as he crashed his lips against mine. It was soft and moved sensously
against my own. He wrapped his hands around me and pulled me closer, pressing my body
to his. I could feel the ripples of his muscles underneath the shirt. My hands ran free in his
bronze locks. I wanted more. I wanted it to be faster. Rougher. I pressed harder against him
wanting to let him know what I needed but he didn't comply. The pressure of his hand against
the small of my back lessened and his kisses slowed as if Edward was pouring every single
emotion he felt into the subtle movements. I never felt so loved, so cherished. His kisses
gradually became chaste and he moved his face away from mine, his hands placed to cup my cheek.
I could see the dancing amusement in the piercing topaz.
"Happy Birthday, Shannen."
Stupid tease.


HAH, IS THAT HOT OF WHAT, TOTALLY INSPIRED FROM THE NEW MOON POSTER:



OMG THIS IS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED AND FER MADNESS.
PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE WOULD EDWARD VISIT ME TONIGHT.
CHECK THIS OUT, I'M TOTALLY MELTING IN DESIRE.


 




OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OKAY, POST OVER, I'M GOING TO SAVE MYSELF SOME HOT HALF-NAKED EDWARD-BELLA ACTION.
HAVE FUN.

 

 
 
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yumeomokage
16 April 2009 @ 09:44 pm


I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY: I AM ALL FOR "OMGAWSHIT'SROBERTPATTINSON" I do realise some people find me liking this Adonis (LOL, okay maybe that is a hyperbole), an egregious mistake but, hey! I can't escape that copious amount of charm that is exuded from his every pore and fiber. Needless to say, there is no doubt on questioning his manliness. I mean, feast your eyes on this:

Okay, so he doesn't look THAT great there (although I have to admit there are some very unglamorous ones of him floating in the internet) I'm too lazy to find the exceedingly "RAVISH ME" photos of him but to reinstate my point:

I quote: "On the right, we have the sparkly vampire who looks disinterested in this whole thing. He didn't even shave before getting photographed for the cover. But that's part of his charming "I don't give an ef" attitude.

Then there's Zefron, the singing and dancing wonder who appears a little too enthusiastic, like "Hey guys! Does this blue make my eyes pop? Who wants to get a milk shake after this?!""

GAWSH~ People told me that they heard he stinks and he doesn't bathe regularly but that is totally understandable. Totally, because I relate. *cough* I heard there was this stalker who actually stood outside just to see him almost everyday and RobPatt was free so he decided to take her out on a lunch date and after that she never returned again. He said it was because he was too "boring" but I beg to differ. I find it rather hilarious on lots of counts. Pardon me for being a biased and subjective little fanpire. But truly, his witty comments do not leave me to think him as a dull, boring person. Speaking of which, I do feel that he was so much happier before Twilight. He wasn't so brooding. When he was in GoF, at that point of time he seemed so much...lighter. Can't say I blame him, he is being bogged down by endless pressure from the media. I am absolutely and completely sure he is so swamped by the entirety of the situation he is in. I really hope, sincerely, that he would be able to deal with it positively.
BY THE WAY HE IS SINGLE *snorts* Is he??? I truly wonder the truth of that statement (for my own personal knowledge HAHA)

Best Poem Ever:

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

This poem has exactly 24 syllables,

I counted.
 

Doesn't this poem make you chuffed to bits HOHOHOHO~
 
 
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yumeomokage
16 April 2009 @ 09:21 pm




040409: Asian Youth Games 2009!
SOCCER TEAM: MK,CHOE,TIKA,WANNINGS,BIG DI, ME, PRINCESS EMME,AH BAO<3
I think our soccer team truly had odds stacked against us. We only had 8 members while the other teams had so many more so we had to keep on playing and playing without much substitution in members. 5 players had to be on the field at all time! Not only that, Princess Emme couldn't play as she sprained her leg during Tennis and Ah Bao was sick. So that made 6 available players, until halfway through MK sprained her ankle and we had exactly 5 players on the field. It was crazy!
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FINAL MATCH: UAE VS KOREA 
The final match. UAE, we knew since the beginning, were extremely strong in their game and our feared enemy. We were tired due to the endless matches and the unrelenting heat battering down on us. There was this one shot where I as the acting goalkeeper, caught. HOWEVER, someone it slipped through my fingers, went through my legs and entered the goal. The shock was unbelivable. I couldn't believe I made such a mistake but by God's grace, it was because of that goal that went in, our competitive edge as a team sparked and it helped overcome how tired we felt. Seriously, I strongly, truly believe it was by God's grace (the entire team felt the same way).
We won! UAE VS KOREA: 1:2
It was crazy, we screamed and the entire 4I gathered to cheer us on at the final match. Even MK cried. It was that stupendous a feeling.
OH MAN 4I ROCKS LIKE CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAA

FOUR I LOVE MY CLASS<33333
 
 
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yumeomokage
24 March 2009 @ 04:57 pm

I immensely enjoy the little countdown widjet I have in the previous post~
Today during assembly the B'div had a prize presentation and it was very lol, because I collided in to Joelle and when Eva bowed her glasses came off HAHAHA.
Well, here I am presenting the scores of I. I am in Team 3, if anyone is curious, along with Char Tan, Lina and Cassandra.

3rd March
Event: Singles
Game 1: 135
Game 2: 174
Game 3: 167
Game 4: 141
Game 5: 166
Game 6: 223
Avg:167.7
Rank:22

6th March
Event: Doubles (with Char Tan)
Game 1: 135
Game 2: 179
Game 3: 141
Game 4: 129
Game 5: 154
Game 6: 154
Avg: 148.7
Doubles Avg: 136.3
Rank: 35

10th March (with ACS Barker)
Event: Quartet 1
Game 1: 198
Game 2: 139
Game 3: 158
11th March (with Maris Stella High)
Event: Quartet 2
Game 4: 137
Game 5: 150
Game 6: 144
Avg: 154.3
Team Avg: 142.3
Rank 13

Overall Rank: 29
Overall Avg: 156.9
MGS: 2nd

I have obtained my CA marks back and they were not exactly very optimal. But bear in mind that I had many tests VR-ed if not most of my grades would probably plummet. Now, the question I truly ponder is scores and results a measure of one's grasp at a subject and intelligence???
I am astounded that I am one of the lowest for English and second in class for Chinese. Humility aside, I do pride English as one of my better subjects and I expected to be at average at the very least. Accepting this latest truth is harsh and I wonder if I am asinine and doltish enough to actually think or even consider myself a great fan of the English language!!!!! I am ashamed.

Perhaps I should jump boats and wave the flag of China.

Before I digress even further, being one of the lowest in class, does that infer that my grasp of the language is almost non-existent?? Is my English not as wonderful as I used to pride it to be? This is all very, very subjective.
I would also like to mention that my English grade would probably have been lower due to the fact my Oral has graciously pulled me up. But this bears nothing but absurdity as I know I got such high scores for the Oral due to the English teacher being incredibly impressed at my voice-the unsoothing hybrid of an American and British accent. (I yearn to be like Hugh Laurie and Robert Pattison one day, wielding the ability to interchange accents at will) Of course, why wouldn't she be impressed? She had expected me to talk crudely, my speech laced with "lahs" and "blahs" perhaps, all done in the voice that would rival that of an ah lian. I had flipped the tables over, and did what she thought I would never ever do. My class was not impressed though, they have all heard me before but they still laughed at how strange and foreign I sounded like. I was not chosen to do the speech competition this year though. I'm not surprised. I'm not exactly the favourite student of hers. Rather I act like a git most of the time and I retort a fair bit. Sometimes my brain filter does not even work and I say something supposed to be kept mentally. Out loud. Arrrgh. How queer I am.

Weirdness, thy name is Shannen.

Anyways, with regards to my Chinese grade. Does it mean that I am wonderful at Chinese bearing the ability to spin complex and intricate phrases?? Well, no, because I was really lucky on the common test. I guess this case isn't really valid to use.

Ah English, thy love bears strong in my heart.

I have a friend who insists strongly that she is horrendous at English yet she tops the class most of the time anyways. It is all very very very very upsetting. Ah, what of I? But I fear I am not kidding, my skills at comprehension and composition...it's very unnerving.

The comforting thought in my heart is that, despite my grades, I still very much love English. I embrace it. English has brought me such joy such as reading. Reading never fails to create a turbulence of emotions.
It sends my heart to flutter:

"Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!/ For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."
Romeo, Romeo and Juliet, 1.5

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
Edward Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 23, p.514

And clench:

"Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath
Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty."
Romeo, Romeo and Juliet, 5.3

Her scent hit me like a wrecking ball, like a battering ram. There was no image violent enough to encapsulate the force of what happened to me in that moment. In that instant, I was nothing close to the human I’d once been; no trace of the shreds of humanity I’d managed to cloak myself in remained. I was a predator. She was my prey. There was nothing else in the whole world but that truth.
Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun, Chapter 1, p.12

It never ceases to amaze me, the power of English, its beauty is blinding.
Back to the question: Does grades measure your grasp at a language? I think to a limited extent, I don't think a grasp at a language can be determined with such a rigid structure.

This is good to ponder about when we're free and bored, I guess. HAHAHA.
Oh wells, back to fanfiction! The stories I'm reading are updated~
 
 
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yumeomokage
01 March 2009 @ 07:35 am

 

YES, I CONFESS, I COUNTDOWN DILLIGENTLY TO NEW MOON AND NOT TO THE END OF MY 'O' LEVELS. *GAWSH THE AUDACITY*
I AM VERY MUCH ENRAPTURED BY THE BRILLANCY OF THIS SERIES, AND THUS I DESIRE MY VERY OWN COPY OF TWILIGHT THE MOVIE, OWN COPY OF NEW MOON, OWN COPY OF ECLIPSE, AND OWN COPY OF BREAKING DAWN.
To feel the texture of the books in my hands, brings me such joy~~
I fear however, twilight has currently taken reign on my life. THIS IS NOT INCONSEQUENTIAL!!!!! I am serious.
FOR EXAMPLE:
I have this sudden interest in hearts and jugular veins.
To some of you, I have proudly bragged about my vampiric-like teeth
Somtimes, I internally name recess as "hunting time". (Either that or I will call it recess or "feeding time at the zoo")
Actually, I always wanted to know, what happens if Bella has her period. If you think about it,
PERIOD----->BLOOD :K
The possiblities are...endless.



There's much to be said about the particular kissing scene in Twilight, notice at the first kiss, his lips twitch a bit into a smile? And then Bella totally did not give chaste kisses which causes Edward to go primal and pounces on Bella in a adolscent-lust-primal need-want-love way. I can't wait for the DVD to come out!! If the deleted kissing scenes are anything as hot as this, I might piss in my pants. *crazed*
AWW MAN, I really want to watch twilight now, but I need to study Biology!!!!

 

 
 
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yumeomokage
25 February 2009 @ 08:34 pm

I LOVE VANITY FAIR PHOTOSHOOTS FOR THEY ARE PRETTY AND THEY CATCH MY EYE.

I am unsure if I should be sad or happy at the loss of readers or lack of for my blog. Shall I cheer and whoop for I can rant about endless topics and be unrestrained? Or shalt I sigh at the loss of smarmy and snarky comments??

Yes, my dear friends, or rather if any bloghopper comes along (the latter is more likely), I believe I have once again jumped on the bandwagon to fanfiction.net. I rather like the bandwagon. I have spent endless times reading and absorbing stories that had successfully enraptured me and some that leaves me unsatisfied due to their not updating. *peeved* LOL then again, I don't update my fanfiction either. HAHA.

In a short summary of recent events,
MK almost broke my nose by sending a violent ball towards my precious nose.
Lina groped me today
My hair grew to be below the collar
I think green eyes and bronze hair are fascinating
I want to make friends with a barista, that would be nice

I have many enlightenment since the last time I blogged.
Did you know that caffeine actually makes you lose weight?? Caffiene breaks down fats and frees the fatty acid to be burned!! (This is an extract from my speech about caffiene)
Charlene Tan says that by hula-hooping or pretending to do so can make you lose 2kg in 2 months if you do it everyday! *And you can study whilst doing so*
Cassandara believes that having sex for 3 mins can make you lose 1000 calories, but Lina rebuked,refuted and rebutted that we eat 2000 calories on an averaege per day, and it is impossible for your body to burn all you have ate in one day by having sex for 6 mins.
I believed that an average peen is 4 inches along as I read it from somewhere but Michelle Hwang's eyes widened in shock, and loled at my impudence and says that it can't be that small.
My insolence is beyond boundaries, I scoffed at Leona Lewis words "my heart is crippled by the vein that I keep on closing" without realising that the vein sends blood to the heart at low pressure, and it is the artery that sends blood away from the heart at high pressure.
Michelle Hwang also listens to Leona Lewis "Bleeding Love" during her periods.
Coca-Cola has 34 mg of caffeine (also from my speech)
Rachel "BOLLOCKS" and Dict found a schnitzel place at Wheelock in an establishment called Big O. A plate of schnitzel costs $20.
Ireland slang, a fart is an "air biscuit"

OKAY I AM IMMENSLY DISTRACTED BY FANFICTION.
THUS I BID YOU A GOOD DAY~
 

 
 
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yumeomokage
12 February 2009 @ 05:15 pm


 



2nd February ((: TO CHANGI BEACH! It was crazy, we spazzed so much on the bus and we were so noisy~ It was extremely interesting to see what the wondrous sea holds for us, especially the sea cucumber. We learnt that it breathes through its anus, and while WeeLynn (who enjoyed touching everything) held up the sea cucumber, it pee-ed water from it's anus. It was great!!!!!! *CHEERS AND WHOOPS*

Yesterday I was rather faint and pale, so ah bao sent me to the sick bay, and I think I annoyed the other girl alot HAHAHA cause I kept cracking my bones. *GIGGLES* and after ah bao went to fetch me, the narnians presented me a BALLOOOOOOOOOOON and they tied it to my spectacles .____. YAY THANK YOU, I love balloons they are wonderful~ I was very luled by the fact that the balloon almost lifted my specs away. And we whooped when we realised we had free periods, attaining looks of disdain from the other teachers. You would think a normal class would spend about 2 hours talking away and wasting it but my class was overjoyed not due to free play time but due to free individual studying time, of which I followed. My class is full of freaks, and I'm one of them ((: HAAAAAAA, our class was so silent, with massive concentration rolling off them, you would feel it next door. *lulzed*

Today I received a letter from Lina but it says it is addressed from Edward. I started convulsing in laughter sporadically.

Dearest Shannen,
               How my heart pines for you this Valentine's Day. How dreadfully lonely I am without your tender embrace. As I write this letter, I thirst for your blood; I want to feel the..warmth of your lips against me cold ones. I want to press my body against yours, my beloved, and caress your slender hips. I need you..I need you...I NEED YOU.
               Be mine once again, dear Shannen. I am willing to defy all familial obligations if only for your one passionate kiss.
               Please, oblige my deepest desires and meet me at our usual spot. Sometimes love finds us when our hope is fading and twilight is setting in. It leads us safely through the darkest nights with the new moon filling the cloudy sky as it blossoms and grows, its sparkling light is enough to eclipse the brightness of the breaking dawn.

My heart aches         
For you,                      
Always your Edward

Notice the forceful attempt of squeezing all 4 titles of the series into the letter. It is also written in red pen for a reason left unknown to me. It is also of an atrocious handwriting, resemblant to that of a girl probably in 4G making an attempt to write cursively. It is also written on a crumpled piece of ripped margin paper. *GIGGLES WILDLY*

I had this sudden realisation that Audrey always laugh at me. Oh dear.


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